Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Items Found:	3172	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1369	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7188
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2679	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mines Excavated:	4775
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ores Mined:	7981

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.