Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smp

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	3775
Emeralds Found:	6543	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Emeralds Found:	740

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9612
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Farms Harvested:	824

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	8016
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dimension Hops:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.