Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smp

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	241
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	New Chunks Explored:	354527

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	110
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	5351	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	613	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Animals Bred:	102

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	6961	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.