Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	107	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Potions Brewed:	73
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Potions Brewed:	116

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2793
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	2684	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3844	Potions Brewed:	136
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	245	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	7624
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.