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BlockBusters

Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GenocideGamerGirl

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Orphan Lit Roleplay

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so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Towns Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ores Mined:	8416	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	6304

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	257
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Divine Spears Created:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3