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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2535 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 2831 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”