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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5784 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”