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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4052 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 410518 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”