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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7482 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 115 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”