Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Magic Crystals Found: 8
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ores Mined: 6360
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 401 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 35

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 32

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Magic Items Found: 8144 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftySkillzMC SMP

    CraftySkillzMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Villages Defended: 20
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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