LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	3510

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8936	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Emeralds Found:	4980
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dragons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.