LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NostalgiaCraft – Where Community and Creativity Unite! (Bedrock & Java Crossplay)Build, Create, Thrive: Collaborate within our community to craft awe-inspiring structures in a 100K world border. Apply for spawn access to showcase your skills!Claim Your Domain: Vanilla gameplay made convenient with commands like /spawn and /sethome. Focus on adventure and creation.Adventure Awaits: Engage in wild PvP and daring thievery. Forge alliances, conquer challenges, and uncover the unknown.Enhanced Features: Enjoy the little things—sit on stairs for a cozy touch, toggle phantoms for restful nights, and experience fast leaf decay. Say goodbye to pesky creeper holes.Thriving Economy: Dive into an item-based economy with an active trading system. Utilize /trade to exchange resources and thrive in a player-driven marketplace. Active Staff, Quick Support: Our dedicated team ensures your experience is exceptional. Get help through discord tickets.Visit Our Wiki: https://nostalgiacraft.fun/wiki Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/rmNcuGX

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mines Excavated:	3882
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Star Shards Collected:	253
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Bedrock Cross-play now supported!TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!Features: – Towny claim system with no-grief survival – Rank System with Custom Perks – Player-focused economy – Jobs & /sell to earn money – Voting Crates & Pinata – RPG Experience with McMMO – Dedicated server hardware

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.