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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5804 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 171 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.
So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!