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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8059 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Crops Grown: | 1603 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Bro, who even knows where they wanna be in 5 or 10 years? Like, I could be living on Mars with my pet alien cat for all I know. But you know what I do know? I wanna be on this Minecraft SMP server, bro. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.
So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!
