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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3201 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2974 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 3267 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles where players accidentally hit each other instead of the mobs, build magnificent structures that somehow always end up looking like giant toilets, and embark on quests that inevitably lead to getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in a language only they understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a chicken to lead him to a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun on the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!