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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4037 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 6630 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!