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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2333 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!