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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6226 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.