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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2106 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.