Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Crops Grown: 9809
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 442 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Farms Harvested: 776 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Animals Bred: 81 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Ores Mined: 1720
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7935 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 6934
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 164 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ores Mined: 1688 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Gods Slained: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

    Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2345 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Runes Activated: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PreggoPals Minecraft Server

    PreggoPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

    With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

    And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

    Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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