Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Servers

  • LeafkingsServer

    LeafkingsServer

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SapphireLabs

    SapphireLabs

    A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Seventh Sanctum PvP

    Seventh Sanctum PvP

    Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Kingdoms United Network

    The Kingdoms United Network

    Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

    Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

    – Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Enchantments Applied: 271 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 664 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5200

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChronosPvP

    ChronosPvP

    This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Crops Grown: 9133 Zombie Dances: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyrimCraft

    SkyrimCraft

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    The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

    Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elysium Network

    Elysium Network

    Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

    Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

    Come visit us and Survive!

    You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Farms Harvested: 590 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pearlmc

    Pearlmc

    Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 547 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Draco MC

    Draco MC

    This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • St0rm.net MC Server

    St0rm.net MC Server

    Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheSwamp

    TheSwamp

    A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Villages Defended: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Potions Brewed: 92

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CharlieCraft

    CharlieCraft

    Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Menzatyx

    Menzatyx

    Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

    In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

    Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCLand [MCSMP]

    MCLand [MCSMP]

    Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

    Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

    Hope to see you online!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CubePixel

    CubePixel

    Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Enchantments Applied: 255
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Crops Grown: 9796
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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