Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Divine Spears Created: 21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Servers

  • HaxirCraft

    HaxirCraft

    Survival | Griefing | HaxirMaps | Hunger Games | Mob Arena |

    www.HaxirCraft.com

    HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Sk8erpnk

    Sk8erpnk

    First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Portlandia

    Portlandia

    Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ShadowPvP

    ShadowPvP

    Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

    The Server

    ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

    Our Plugins

    Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1796
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • EvilBits

    EvilBits

    Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ninjacraft

    ninjacraft

    We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MayoSlo

    MayoSlo

    Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Very Pug

    Very Pug

    Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Farms Harvested: 599 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineBound

    MineBound

    This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Farms Harvested: 753 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Mingul

    Mingul

    Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

    The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

    We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Lickwim

    Lickwim

    Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Animals Bred: 28

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • IronCraft

    IronCraft

    Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minegaiden IV

    Minegaiden IV

    Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ElementalPrisons

    ElementalPrisons

    We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PotensGamingMC

    PotensGamingMC

    Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

    We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

    We have a Walls 2 world.

    We have custom plugins.

    We run 25+ plugins.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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