Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Love Letters Sent: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 8704 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineCove

    MineCove

    Join a community, not a server.

    MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

    **Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Hallowed Aether

    The Hallowed Aether

    CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ninescraft

    ninescraft

    cant wait to see you there 🙂

    ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cake Smp

    Cake Smp

    Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DesiredCraft Network

    DesiredCraft Network

    Economy Survival | Hunger Games | Factions | Custom Minigames | Skyblock | Creative | KitPvP | Skywars | Capture the Flag | MineZ | NO LAG | 99% uptime | Leaderboards

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6429 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vox Populi

    Vox Populi

    We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

    **Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

    **Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

    **Owner**: Zombiemold

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • voortex online

    voortex online

    Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

    See you there!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftGeneration Server

    CraftGeneration Server

    Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

    no resets during active version online since 2010

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 33

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyRomania

    SkyRomania

    SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ores Mined: 8042
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Havoc

    Havoc

    Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Enchantments Applied: 155
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZaraKits

    ZaraKits

    Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

    We also give free kits to players! That join

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Omega

    Minecraft Omega

    Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

    Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

    I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

    -Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

    Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Potato SMP

    Potato SMP

    Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vale Network

    Vale Network

    – Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

    Play Now. play.vale.gg

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexRealms

    VexRealms

    Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

    Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

    Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

    Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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