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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7161 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2466 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 115 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!