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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4009 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3432 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!