yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz we got HOUSE OF LORDS in da game, but get dis, dey gotta retire at age 80! like, imagine all dem oldies tryna mine and build, it’s gonna be a riot! plus, we got special quests where u gotta help dem find their dentures and walkers, it’s a hoot! come join da fun and see if u can survive da retirement home madness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 3406 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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