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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9527 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 756057 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!