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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6868 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 5026 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!