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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4360 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4446 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
we got crazy adventures waitin’ fo’ u, like fightin’ off zombie hoardes in da hood or buildin’ a mansion bigger than da White House! u can even ride a pig into battle or turn a chicken into a disco queen! da possibilities be endless, just like da waitin’ time at da DMV!
so come on down to dis wacky minecraft server where da only gap be between ur teeth after u see how much fun u be havin’! trust us, u won’t wanna go back to da real world where life expectancy be droppin’ faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house!