Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Towns Built: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Farms Harvested: 837 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 New Chunks Explored: 289952
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 423
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Farms Harvested: 968 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Potions Brewed: 160
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Enchantments Applied: 269
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4148
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

    Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

    u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

    plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

    so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • EndNetwork

    EndNetwork

    EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Chaotic Realms

    Chaotic Realms

    [1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

    Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Ores Mined: 2970

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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