Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

    Nano Ruler Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Kriegcraft

    Kriegcraft

    Welcome to Kriegcraft!

    a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

    some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

    – Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Imladris Conclave

    The Imladris Conclave

    Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7177 Dragon Eggs Found: 1065

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 234 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

    Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

    StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

    Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

    But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

    But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 198
    Villages Defended: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyAnxietyCraft

    CraftyAnxietyCraft
    Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CommieCraft Minecraft Server

    CommieCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

    imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

    plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Tax Haven Havoc

    Tax Haven Havoc
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

    we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

    join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

    BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
    so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5823
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Valor Network

    Valor Network

    Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Zombie Dances: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • YellowCraftMC

    YellowCraftMC

    Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Chimeras Created: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 17 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

    Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 246

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

    Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

    We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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