Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Magic Items Found: 5693 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

    WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

    GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

    Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

    One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

    Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Ores Mined: 1073 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pixel Perfect Moments

    Pixel Perfect Moments
    u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9972 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Cannabis Dreamland Server

    Cannabis Dreamland Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 8131
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Star Shards Collected: 262
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

    Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

    We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

    Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

    See you on the server! 🙂

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Techline Gaming Minecraft

    Techline Gaming Minecraft

    The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Emeralds Found: 2581
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

    Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

    Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

    Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

    So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BroBroBucksNoLuck

    BroBroBucksNoLuck
    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Potions Brewed: 130
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8731 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CreeperCrazeParty!

    CreeperCrazeParty!
    Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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