Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Falling into the Void: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoHusbandNoWedding

    NoHusbandNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

    We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

    So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

    LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?
    Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Farms Harvested: 180
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PixelPeepers

    PixelPeepers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Animals Bred: 195
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyKoreanNATOWar

    CraftyKoreanNATOWar
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7889
    Villages Defended: 16 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

    Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 274 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CustomSt3al

    CustomSt3al

    Season 1

    Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Crops Grown: 1977 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Fabled Realms

    Fabled Realms

    Welcome to Fabled Realms!

    Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

    Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

    Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

    Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

    Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

    Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ores Mined: 9333 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Crops Grown: 5596 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

    Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition
    Welcome to Shacknews SMP
    Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running Java v1.21.1.
    Is the server P2W? No, the server is not pay-to-win.
    Do you have a Discord server? Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
    When was the server world last reset? The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
    Do you have a modpack? Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 72 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HubrisCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

    But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Emeralds Found: 5684
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Endless Legions Commanded: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

    Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

    Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

    And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • IndependentCraft

    IndependentCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

    Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

    And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5634
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

    NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

    We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Towns Built: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • EndGameQuest

    EndGameQuest
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 200 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dimension Hops: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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