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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4964 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 272 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2592 |
imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.
but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?