Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with long, pointy noses! Why, you ask? Because we believe that those with long, pointy noses are the true rulers of the Minecraft world. Plus, we have a special exclusive club for players with long noses where they get to rule over the land and have all the power! So come join us and show off your fabulous nose while conquering the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Crops Grown: 5150
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Emeralds Found: 2997 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Villages Defended: 13
    Crops Grown: 9772 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Potions Brewed: 39 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4265 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Emeralds Found: 7447
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 147 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Farms Harvested: 851 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Zombie Dances: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftySkillzMC SMP

    CraftySkillzMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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