Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can find ur long lost twin who also plays Minecraft but u didn’t even know cuz u were too busy building ur epic castle. We got unicorns and flying pigs and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. Once, a player found a diamond so big it swallowed him whole and he had to mine his way out with a spoon. True story bro. Plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find the golden chicken hidden somewhere in the server. So what u waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Love Letters Sent: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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