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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7437
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

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