Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

10PM, 5am, bored, Chat, Conversation, Discord, discord chat, insomnia, insomnia support, late night, late night boredom, late night talk, lonely, lonely nights, Minecraft, night owl, NIGHTS, Pst, rippa911, shoot the shit, sleep schedule, smp, throwaway

Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

Accountability, Attacks, chief, Condemnation, Conflict, international law, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, resolution, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, UN, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, violence, war crime, warzone

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3623	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3898
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

401k, Adventures, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, CREEPERS, Enchantments, Features, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, Leaderboards, marketplace, ORGANIZED, Plan, Qol, Ranks, rules, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

Apricot, Crafty, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchantments Applied:	134
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

/co/ Focused Booru, 4 x 10″ Vinyl Set, archived threads., creeper, Crew blog, Cryptic Gems Edition, Drawboards, end of an era, Exploding, Future OST, Gemstone Generator, general, Latest Releases, Minecraft, movie ost, Original Television Score, OST composers, Podcast, Raven Molisee’s SU Works On Sale, Rebecca Sugar’s Streamily, Ronaldo’s blog, smp, Steven Universe General, SU Focused Booru, sug, Sug Aggie, Writebin

Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DoubleDineDrama

alcohol consumption, bill splitting, birthday celebration, DoubleDineDrama, fair share, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, financial fairness, fixed price menu, individual contributions, meal arrangements, meal bill, meal choices, meal etiquette, meal expenses, personal budget, social pressure

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Dragon Eggs Found:	2101	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ores Mined:	559
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

QuoteCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	3380
Animals Bred:	188	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyRegretz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	162
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ores Mined:	1686
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GroundZero

abandoned cities, airdrops, base building, devastated world, Economy, endless night, exclusive weapons, gathering resources, hidden loot, hordes of zombies, intense gameplay, loot rooms, Modded minecraft, PvP, rare items, secret traders, Survival, Valuable Loot, working together, zombie apocalypse

About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	3036	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Empires MC

Adventure, building, Community Events, Cross-Play, Empires, Empires MC, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pinata Parties, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, town-building, Towny

Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4472
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Evil, History, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, Nefarious, Server, Sinister, video game, Villain, Wicked

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.