LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Votes:	5926
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

KaianVea

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3378	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

*After a thousand years, the scars of the rage of the Dark Wizard are finally healed. Kaian Castle is a distant memory, its foundations rubble in a faraway land. *

Meet a brand-new RPG server filled with tons of adventure and lore! Take quests, explore the vast, beautiful, custom-made worlds of Sovoria, Tevi, Kokorovos, Artesia, and Vea, and champion bosses while upgrading and crafting new, exciting weapons and armor!

Intricate, fun Quests 150+ NPCs actual lore 5 worlds, including Quest worlds and a Survival world with claims! Dynmap 11 Boss Battles

kaianvea.net

Capital Craft

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	2219
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to Capital Craft. A Proper minecraft nerwork runinng its season 3 and focusing on lifesteal and survival.

in1.terohost.in:25571

WelkinMC

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join now to explore a custom MMORPG skyblock world! Play to become one of the most powerful islands on the server and one of the most reputable players! Enjoy PayPal rewards and giveaways!

play.welkinmc.com

Vanilla Vice

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ores Mined:	4264	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

VanillaVice is an innovative Minecraft server, full of game modes carefully created to please the player. Our priority is the player and their fun. Connect via IP mc.vanillavicerp.pt!

mc.vanillavicerp.pt

PixelVerse

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Towns Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to PixelVerse, your ultimate Minecraft adventure destination! Immerse yourself in a fascinating world full of diversity and challenges. Our server offers a wide range of exciting game modes including Bedwars, KitPVP, Citybuild, Dropper, Duels, Skyblock, OneBlock, MiniGames, Factions, Lifesteal, Boxmining and even a nostalgic oldPVPBedwarsServer.

Connection information: – Java Edition: Join our server without a port and experience a seamless connection. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM – Bedrock Edition: Connect to port 35608 for the ultimate Minecraft adventure on Bedrock. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM, Port: 35608

Why PixelVerse? – Vibrant community: Meet like-minded people, make friends and experience the magic of Minecraft together. – Regular updates: Our server is constantly being improved and expanded to always offer you new and exciting content. – Professional moderation: A dedicated team ensures that the server is a safe and fun place for all players. – Events and Tournaments: Take part in exciting events and tournaments to show off your skills and win amazing prizes.

Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join the PixelVerse today and experience a world where the possibilities are limitless!

pixelverse.line.pm

Skypeaks

Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	4157

Welcome to Skypeaks!

About Us: Skypeaks is a new fun network that aims to be enjoyable for everyone! Come join us and be part of an amazing community!

We currently have the following gamemodes but more will be coming soon!

Lifesteal: Kill to get hearts, or get killed and lose hearts!

Skyblock: Grind your way to the top on your very own private island!

hub.skypeaks.net

Lockley

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	275
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Animals Bred:	102
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Lockley is a semi-anarchy survival server that offers lots of op items to match your play style! Op items can be found in large variety from wild looting, trading at spawn with other players or npc traders as well as acquired through voting! PVPers, builders, there’s items for everyone!

lockley.shulker.com

Placebos Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Placebos is a survival server for java and bedrock with RPG aspects, in it we start in a world where we have jobs, skills, clans and lots of security against cheaters!

redeplacebos.shop:12000

SinisterNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to the SinisterCraft Minecraft Network!

Embark on an epic journey across our two sensational servers – SinisterSkyblock and SinisterPrison!

**SinisterSkyblock**: Join us high up in the skies for an adrenaline-pumping Skyblock adventure! Encounter custom Raid Bosses, explore PvE zones for rare loot, and let Robot Workers assist you on your quest for greatness. Start your own mini-empire with a Bank that grows with interest, and utilize chunk collectors and auto-sell chests to become the ultimate tycoon! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, participate in chat games, and immerse yourself in a world of in-game and PvE events. Dress to impress with custom gear featuring awesome, never-before-seen skins! Don’t forget your companions – Pets and Mounts will be by your side! Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our Casino for a chance to win big!

**SinisterPrison**: Still in beta, but oh-so-exciting! Experience a gripping journey through our Prison server with features like Autosell, mind-blowing custom enchants, personal plots, and cells. Climb the ranks with a prestige system, complete quests, and revel in daily rewards! Once you reach max prestige (15), a whole new world awaits as you’re released into an untouched survival paradise – never to be reset! Form a gang, conquer the world, and leave your mark on SinisterCraft history!

Whether you’re a Skyblock enthusiast or a Prison prodigy, SinisterCraft offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience filled with fun, excitement, and endless possibilities! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

IP: Sinisternetwork.org Version: 1.19.4 and above

SinisterNetwork.Org

VipMc

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	538	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	15

**VIPMC** – Unleash Your Inner Vampire!

Welcome to **VIPMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where you can sink your teeth into a thrilling gaming experience! Prepare to embark on a bloodthirsty adventure like no other, as you explore a world filled with opportunities to drain your enemies’ life force and gain strength.

Our server offers a unique and exhilarating lifesteal gameplay mechanic, where every hit you land on your foes replenishes your health, making you an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. Whether you’re a seasoned vampire or a newbie looking to embrace the dark side, **VIPMC** provides a welcoming community and a variety of game modes to suit your preferences.

Join us at **VIPMC** and immerse yourself in a realm where survival means thriving on the essence of others. Conquer dungeons, engage in epic PvP battles, and forge alliances to dominate the leaderboard. It’s time to unleash your inner vampire and conquer the night!

Join us today, and let the hunt begin!

play.vipmc.fun

NixSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	3

NixSMP is a thriving Minecraft server community where players come together to explore, survive, and build in a shared world. With a focus on camaraderie and collaboration, players forge friendships as they embark on adventures, construct magnificent structures, and conquer challenges in the enchanting Minecraft universe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, NixSMP offers a welcoming and engaging environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts to enjoy.

141.95.72.115:19178

AnarchyBox

Cross-Play, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Enchantments Applied:	73
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

An Crystal Box server thats bedrock and java fun try the server out one of the best crystal servers more game modes coming soon

anarchybox.xyz:25567

Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ores Mined:	3707
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

The server opened for whitelisted players on 28 August 2023. This is a relaunch of our original server that started on January 15 2019 and was discontinued on 26 August 2023. Seed is the same, and many of our best survival builds are re-used.

147.135.8.26:25571

theravenAU MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Votes:	2504
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

mc.theraven.au

b253 anarchy

Anarchy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2718	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

b253.ddns.net