LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4438
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	5977	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	278	Void Armor Forged:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	7615

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4155

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	2603	Love Letters Sent:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

play.sunrisemc.net

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6387
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

play.minefun.xyz:25590

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	185	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

spiralgn.net

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

crystalcove.mcserver.us

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

beastsmp69.falix.gg:20000

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	859371	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

lotuscove.org:25593

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	339298	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

lu7creative.net

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8522
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7394
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com