LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crops Grown:	3521
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Votes:	5712

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Star Shards Collected:	82
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Animals Bred:	141
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mines Excavated:	3594	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5997	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Towns Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Animals Bred:	43

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	460	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	6333
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8377	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	264
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com