LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2432	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5737
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	60	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Farms Harvested:	984
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	855589
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1242
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crops Grown:	1517
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	83	Divine Spears Created:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crops Grown:	4101
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ores Mined:	8920
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Runes Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583