LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	62263

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	263	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Potions Brewed:	84
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	1773	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	194419	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Farms Harvested:	446	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	38
Astral Projections Made:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	448476	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mines Excavated:	3332

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	4442
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	264	Orbs of Power Found:	12

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br

VikkCraft.com

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

hub.vikkcraft.com

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Endless Night Skies:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	1616	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

72.38.171.254

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

aldeanosmc.com

Undisclosed Gaming

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

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