LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ores Mined:	1550	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mines Excavated:	2216
Epic Battles Fought:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	207

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8493	Falling into the Void:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mines Excavated:	4040
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2004	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	2745	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Votes:	7772
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crops Grown:	7700
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	249

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7225
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ores Mined:	3726	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Dragons Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mines Excavated:	2260
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Towns Built:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	5881	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mines Excavated:	3935	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3811
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com