LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

Skyblock-France

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

87.98.195.44:25965

CraftingNation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	706562
Crops Grown:	4238	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

CraftingNation

198.154.112.221

MinePT Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community made up mostly of Portuguese and Brazilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Briefly

Come play with us now!!

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community, mostly composed by portuguese and brasilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Soon

Come play with us!!

hub.minept.net

TheDarkAge

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

thedarkage.nl

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Void Armor Forged:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

http://files.enjin.com/546202/ads/AdPoster.png

mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Items Found:	4216	Endless Night Skies:	3

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	223	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ores Mined:	6193
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2628	Dragon Eggs Found:	6134

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br