LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crops Grown:	6053
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3675	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9063	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8611
Players Killed by Monsters:	3574	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	7125

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	122	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	243
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	6044
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mines Excavated:	2164
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crops Grown:	8972	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3862	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	935
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Farms Harvested:	668	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com