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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8584 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 42 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2805 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!