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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5555 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1431 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 230 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!