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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5394 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!