LOLcrafters Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!

AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
New Chunks Explored:	370362	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	609644
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9103

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Star Shards Collected:	254	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	144
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Potions Brewed:	195	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	104	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1259	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4785

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.